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From Michigan To Wyoming
MICHIGAN Swearing in front of a child or woman is strictly illegal. There is a ten cent bounty on all rats heads handed in to the head councils office. Anyone over the age of 12 may own a handgun. MINNESOTA Bathtubs must have feet. ( depending on city the style of the feet is to be taken into account and some animal styles are not allowed ) Motorcyclists must wear shirts at all times. You cannot place a chicken on your head at any time for whatever reason. MISSISSIPPI Cattle rustling still carries the death penalty. Brandishing a gun in public is more serious than actually shooting it.
MISSOURI Children may not buy toy cap guns but may buy shotguns, freely.
You may not harass a squirrel, they are to be left alone at all times. MONATANA A wife may not open her husbands mail at any time. Married women may not fish alone on Sundays. You cannot throw hard objects at any time. (Oranges need permission from the Sheriff)
NEBRASKA It is Illegal for children to burp in church or the parent may be arrested. A mother may not under any circumstances perm her daughters hair without a license or express permission from the head councils office. NEVADA You may still hang and kill someone if they shoot your dog on your property. It is illegal to ride a camel on the highway.
NEW HAMPSHIRE You may not tap your feet or nod your head in time with the tempo of any music in any bar or dinner. You cannot sell the clothes you are wearing to pay of a gambling debt. Picking up sea weed off the beach is an offence. you may not run machinery on Sundays. NEW JERSEY It is illegal to park your car under a bridge. It is illegal frown at a Police Officer, and you will be arrested if you say the word ' What ' at the same time.
If you have been convicted of a motoring offence you may not apply for private plates on a vehicle owned by you again. Slurping soup is illegal, Unless a permit has been issued by the Chief medical practitioner. NEW MEXICO You may only read the edited version of Romeo and Juliet. (where all and any sexual references that are not politically correct have been removed) Lunchboxes need special permission to be carried down the main streets in La Cruces county. NEW YORK It is illegal to
throw a ball at someone's head for fun. Clothes lines require a license. Talking in elevators is illegal. Slippers may NOT be worn after 10 pm.
NORTH CAROLINA It is illegal to sing off key. Elephants cannot be used to plow cotton fields.
If a man and a woman check into a hotel and register that they are married ( even though they are not ) then by State law they are legally married. NORTH DAKOTA Beer and pretzels may not be served together. It is illegal to sleep with your shoes on. OHIO Women may not wear patent leather shoes in public. It is illegal to offer beer to a fish with the intent of intoxicating it. OKLAHOMA It is strictly illegal to pull faces at a dog. You will be arrested for taking a bite out of someone else's hamburger.
Tattoos are illegal. Wearing boots in bed is unlawful.
OREGON After washing up the plates they must drip dry only no dishcloths can be used. Ice-cream is banned on Sunday. Juggling is illegal. Boxing with a kangaroo is illegal. PENNSLYVANIA It is illegal to sleep on top of a fridge. (outside only Its Ok indoors) You cannot sing in the bath tub. Housewives may not sweep the dust under the carpet. RHODE ISLAND You cannot smoke a pipe after sunset. Impersonating the way an auctioneer speaks is illegal. SOUTH CAROLINA You may beat your wife on the Court house steps on Sundays with not offence being incurred. Musical instruments cannot be sold on Sundays. Dance halls must close on a Sunday.
SOUTH DAKOTA Sleeping in a cheese factory is illegal. Movies showing Police officers getting hurt are illegal. If there are 5 or more Indians on your property you may legally shoot them. TENNESSEE Hollow logs cannot be sold they must be entirely solid. TEXAS Milking another persons cow is illegal. It is illegal to take more than 3 sips of beer while standing up.
You need a License to be able to walk barefoot. (5 to 10 Dollars) UTAH You must drink milk every week, it is illegal not to. You must ask for the wine list first or it is illegal to drink wine in a restaurant. You can legally own a nuclear device but it is illegal to detonate it.
Fishing from horse back is an offence.
VERMONT Denying the existence of God is illegal. Immediate arrest for this. Women must obtain written permission from there husbands before wearing false teeth. VIRGINIA Police radar detectors are illegal.
Tickling a female is an offence, without their written permission. You must honk your horn if you pass another car at the same estimated speed. Washing mules on the side walk is an offence. WASHINGTON Lollipops are illegal to buy, illegal to eat. illegal to obtain in any which way. Rewards handed out to people informing on someone with a lollipop in their possession. You cannot say that your parents are rich without being able to prove it. If you cannot you will be arrested. You cannot buy meat on a Sunday. WEST VIRGINIA Snoozing on a train is an offence. Wearing a hat in a theater is an offence. Children cannot smell of wild onions in class.
WISCONSIN It is illegal to kiss on a train. Cutting a woman's hair is an offence. You need a license to make cheese. In certain cities :It is illegal to wake a fireman when he is asleep. WYOMING It is illegal to take a photograph of a rabbit in the month of June. Women cannot drink at the bar but must stand 5 feet away. (measured)
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