Glossary of  English/German Motoring Terms.

NOTE: Read the translations as you see them, they are not literal German.

                                                                                                                    

Indicators................................ ....Blinkenleiten
Speedometer........................... ....Der Egoboosten
Tachometer.............................. ....Turbobangenscrappetzer
Power Assisted Brakes......... ....Neckenjerkenzie
Headlights................................ ....Dippendontdazzelufoolinger

                                                                                                   

Bonnet................ ....Pulenlever und Kopftchopen
Bodywork.......... ....Bumpendentensctratchenzie
Clutch................. ....Kuplink mit Schlippen undschaken
Gear Lever........ ....Biggensticken fur Kangaroochoppen
Horn................... ....Hooten mit Angerlarten

                                                                                                                           

Puncture................ ....Phlatten mit Nailenzie
Skid........................ ....Bananawaltzen mit smokenenphalt
Tire........................ ....Geflatt und Nogofarungen
Wheel.................... ....Hubkapznikken
Spare Wheel........ ....Kallenzie Der Automekaniken

                                                                                                  

 

THERE NOW FOLLOWS A QUICK CARTOON INTERMISSION.

 

 

END OF INTERMISSION. Normal service will now be resumed Thank You.

 

Seat Belt....................... ....Klunkenklikken Personschtrappen
Car Seat......................... ....Schpringenboucentesten
Vanity Mirror............... .....Makeuponnen und Lipschtickzlippen
Rear View Mirror......... .....Gefistshaken der Tailgatenzie
Windscreen Wipers.... .....Flippenflappenmukkenschpredderz

                                                                                                                    

Exhaust Pipe........... .......Spitzenbangenpopentuben
Exhaust Fumes....... .......Koffenundschpittpoluter
Backfire................... .......Lowdenbangenmekken Jumpen
Engine...................... .......Motornichtztarten und  Geswearenzie
Ignition Keys.......... .......Kannotfinden Lookten Poketz

                                                                                                 

Juggernaut.............. ........Flippengret Trukken
Estate Car................ ........Lottzenroomenfursleepenzie
Cyclist....................... ........Flippenpedallpuscher
Motorist................... ........Autoskreechen
Parking Meter......... ........Cashpinscher und Klockenwerrz

                                                                                                                    

Highway Code................... ....Traschenbinthrowenzie.
Double White Lines........ ....Overtaken und KrakkenKrunchen
Accident............................ ....Bloodundglasskrakkenphelt
Learner Driver................. ....Idiotenzie Brakemitneinwarningen
Driving Test...................... ....Examinerizaschwinehund

                                                                                                     

Fog Warning....... ....Puttenfootendownen und Goforitz
Breathalyser...... ....Puffitindem fur Drunkenlarggerhaben
Police Car............. ....Speedenstoppenz und Nickenzie
Ambulance........... ....Getzouttaderoden fur Geblueflaschenlightz
Fire Engine.......... ....Sirenzloud und Makenhedturnzroundenzie

ACHTUNG !

Iffundwenden Brakendownenzie:

Ja das machinen ist nicht fur gerfingerpoken und mittengrabben.

Ja ist eazy schnappen der springwerkz, blowefuzen und spitzensparkenzie auf elektroniken.

Ist nicht fur gewerken by der dummkopten und ignorringen die wizevordlinger  maken worsenenzie.

Der uther motorizten rubbernecken und lookenzie. Zo keepen handzen  der pocketz und relaxenchilloutzer und vatch der blinkenhazzardenlitze.