Glossary of  English/German Motoring Terms.

NOTE: Read the translations as you see them, they are not really German, its just a play on words.

Der Funzlisten auf Kurryguzzlen/Mercedesluven  Autothrashenzie.

                                                                                                                    

Indicators................................ .......Die Blinkenleiten Tickentokkenzie.
Speedometer.......................... .......Der Egoboosten.
Tachometer............................. .......Inredlinen Turbobangenscrappetzer.
Power Assisted Brakes...... .......Die Schtoppenquicken und Neckenjerkenzie.
Headlights................................ .......Das Dippendontdazzelufoolinger.

                                                                                                   

Bonnet..................... .......Pulenlever und Kopftchopen.
Bodywork.............. .......Bumpendentensctratchenzie.
Clutch...................... .......Die Kuplink mit Schlippen undschaken.
Gear Lever............ .......Biggensticken fur Kangaroochoppen.
Horn. ...................... .......Hooten mit Angerlarten.

                                                                                                                    

Puncture................... .......Die Phlatten mit Nailenzie.
Skid............................. .......Der Bananawaltzen mit smokenenphalt.
Tyre............................ .......Geflatt und Nogofarungen.
Wheel......................... .......Hubkapznikken.
Spare Wheel........... .......Kallenzie Der Automekaniken.

                                                                                                  

 

THERE NOW FOLLOWS A QUICK CARTOON INTERMISSION.

 

 

END OF INTERMISSION. Normal service will now be resumed Thank You.

 

Seat Belt................................ .......Der Klunkenklikken Personschtrappen.
Car Seat.................................. .......Der Schpringenboucentesten.
Vanity Mirror....................... .......Der Makeuponnen und Lipschtickzlippen.
Rear View Mirror............... .......Das Gefistshaken der Tailgatenzie.
Windscreen Wipers........... .......Die Flippenflappenmukkenschpredderz.

                                                                                                                    

Exhaust Pipe................ .......Spitzenbangenpopentuben.
Exhaust Fumes........... .......Der Koffenundschpittpoluter.
Backfire......................... .......Lowdenbangenmekken Jumpen.
Engine.............................. .......Motornichtztarten und  Geswearenzie.
Ignition Keys............... .......Kannotfinden Lookten Poketz.

                                                                                                 

Juggernaut................ .......Der Flippengret Trukken.
Estate Car................. .......Die Lottzenroomenfursleepenzie.
Cyclist.......................... .......Der Flippenpedallpuscher.
Motorist...................... .......Autoskreechen.
Parking Meter.......... .......Die Cashpinscher und Klockenwerrz.

                                                                                                                    

Highway Code..................... .......Der Traschenbinthrowenzie.
Double White Lines.......... .......Overtaken und KrakkenKrunchen.
Accident................................ .......Der Bloodundglasskrakkenphelt.
Learner Driver................... .......Die Idiotenzie Brakemitneinwarningen.
Driving Test......................... .......Examinerizaschwinehund.

                                                                                                     

Fog Warning.......... .......Die Puttenfootendownen und Goforitz.
Breathalyser......... .......Die Puffitindem fur Drunkenlarggerhaben.
Police Car................ .......Speedenstoppenz und Nickenzie.
Ambulance.............. .......Getzouttaderoden fur Geblueflaschenlightz.
Fire Engine............. .......Sirenzloud und Makenhedturnzroundenzie.

ACHTUNG !

Iffundwenden Brakendownenzie:

Das machinen ist nicht fur gerfingerpoken und mittengrabben.

Ja ist eazy schnappen der springwerkz, blowefuzen und spitzensparkenzie auf elektroniken.

Ist nicht fur gewerken by der dummkopten und ignorringen die wizevordlinger  maken worsenenzie.

Das uther motorizten rubbernecken und lookenzie. Zo keepen handzen  der pocketz und relaxenchilloutzer und vatch der blinkenhazzardenlitze.

Credit given to the originator of this idea, otherwise adapted, amended and supplemented to for the site by Vincelewis

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