Part Two: Real Thinkers.
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____________________________________________________________ Question put to Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest: If you could live forever would you, and why ?
Answer: "I would not live forever because we should not live forever, because, if we were supposed to live for ever then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever which is why I would not live forever" ____________________________________________________________ Mariah Carey is recorded as making this statement: "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids I cant help but cry. I mean, I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death n stuff."
Mariah Carey...thinking ! ____________________________________________________________ Do I need a brain ?..well...do I ?? " Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered similarities between the two, but they cant remember what they are. "
Mat Laur on NBC's Today Show. ____________________________________________________________ Lets play with words and I will be alright !
David Dinkins, who was New York City Mayor answered accusations that he had evaded paying his taxes during office by saying this..... " I haven't committed any crime, what I did was merely to fail to comply with the law " ____________________________________________________________ Another Mayor, this time Marion Barry mayor of Washington D.C made this statement about crime while in office.... " Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country "
" Someone's stolen the picture Mr. Barry ! " ____________________________________________________________
Jason Kidd, made a statement ( going nowhere) when he was drafted into the Dallas Mavericks baseball team "We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees"
____________________________________________________________ Hillary goes for it ! "I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers, We are the President"
Hillary Clinton, commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents. ____________________________________________________________ Charles De Gaulle the former French President proved that you don't need a brain to be a statesman when he made this brilliant comment....... " China is a big place, inhabited by many Chinese"
Really Mr De Gaulle, well I would never had guessed ! ____________________________________________________________ Only a former U.S Vice President could say this... " It isn't the pollution that's harming the environment, its the impurities in the air and water that's doing it "
Switch your brain back on again now Mr Quale ! ____________________________________________________________
Ten Famous Last Words From Ordinary People. 1, I can do that with my eyes closed. 2, Funny, you look like Charles Manson. 3, I'll hold it, you light the fuse, its ok ! 4, I've seen this done on TV, its easy. 5, I wonder where the mother bear is ? 6, Now....I cut the red wire. 7, Its a million to one, it wont happen to me. 8, Its just a rash, forget it. 9, Its fireproof that is. 10, These are the safe to eat mushrooms. ____________________________________________________________
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