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Love is blind, but jealousy has the best eyesight.
Eagles may soar, high and free but ferrets don't get sucked into jet engines.
I had amnesia once....or was it twice ?
A bird in the hand is not as good as one in the oven.
All I ask is a chance to prove money can't make me happy !
Its far easier to forgive an enemy when you have got even with him. The worst part of being successful is trying to find someone who is happy for you.
If at first though you don't succeed then destroy all of the evidence that you tried. What is a free gift ? Aren't all gifts free ? If you try something new and again don't succeed then forget that first skydiving course. Success though it always happens in private, Failure in full view.
Be civil to all, sociable with many, familiar with few.
Friends come and go but enemies accumulate.
To steal an idea from a friend is rotten, to steal from many friends is research.
The meek shall inherit the earth but not the mineral rights.
He who laughs least in life always laughs last but may be called rather dim witted for being so blinking slow at getting the joke. Being punctual proves that you can only be very bored most of the time. They told me I was gullible...I believed them. Democracy is great ! we have the right to share your privacy in public.
Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone !
Resist the Devil and he will put flees on you.
A friend in need is a nuisance. One nice thing about egoists.....they don't talk about other people !
Remember though that a friend is someone who knows all about you and still likes you. If you can't help out with money then please just give a little sympathetic moan.
The
right to be heard does not give you the right to be taken seriously.
A bank will always loan you some money just as long as you can prove that you don't need it
Borrow money from a pessimist instead, they don't expect it back. Remember the strength of Christ and his words as he looked out from the cross, "Peter...,Peter..., I can see your house from here"
When you are in trouble in life don't worry people will always call to sympathize with you, but I believe that they are just after the particulars. But if you still think that nobody cares then try missing a payment.
What was the greatest thing before sliced bread ? A conclusion is something decided and agreed upon when you get tired of thinking of the problem. For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
My weight is perfect for my height.....which varies.
I used to be indecisive.....now I'm not so sure !
The cost of living doesn't effect its popularity.
How can there be self help groups ?
Is there another word for synonym ? Is it possible to be totally partial ? What's another word for ' Thesaurus ' ? Its not an optical illusion.....it just looks like one ! |
