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Here at 'Snide Comments Inc' we have a collection of some of the best, oldest and memorable snide comments to have surfaced over the years. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
He has reached rock bottom and has now started to dig. He's got a cigar missing. He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle. The lights are on but nobody is at home. He must have a low opinion of people to think they are his equals. His brain must be as good as new, he never uses it. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
He isn't a full shilling. The lift hasn't pulled level with the floor. That persons not a 'has-been', he's more of a won't be. When his IQ reaches 45 he should sell. I don't think he's a fool, but then, what's my own humble opinion against thousands of others ? I thought of her all day today, when I was at the Zoo. He hasn't got the mind of a complete idiot, some parts are missing. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The wheel is turning but the hamster is dead.
Works well under constant supervision when cornered like a rat in a trap. She has has delusions of adequacy. She has a Titanic intellect in a world full of ice bergs. He's a man on a mission but has forgot his dossier. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
If I gave him a penny for his thoughts, I'd expect change. Yes he will go far, the sooner the better. He's got a full six-pack but lacks that plastic thing that holds em together. He's a gross ignoramus, 144 (a gross) times worse than an ordinary ignoramus. He would lose any battle of wits through being unarmed He has two brains, one is lost and the other is out looking for it -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
He's a prime candidate, the perfect choice for natural de-selection I think he's been working with glue too music. She would argue with a sign post He brings a lot of joy where-ever he leaves His intellect is only rivaled by items found in a garden shed With that guy the batteries are definitely NOT included His learning curve can be plotted with a single dot -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
He has a photographic memory, but the lens cap is still on The gate is down, the lights are flashing but there's no train coming Both oars are in the water but on the same side of the boat If he was any more stupid he would have to be watered twice a week He couldn't poor water from a boot with the instructions on the heel If he were to tax his brains, he'd get a rebate -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
He is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, he only gargled His belt doesn't go through all the loops His driveway doesn't reach the garage He would be suitable as a goal keeper for a darts team --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sent in by Agatha on 14-09-05 She's so poor , she can't afford to pay attention ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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