MEDICAL MIRACLE

A New York man has discovered that - without knowing it - he has had a bullet lodged in his skull for a quarter-century. The New York Post reports the following exchange between the man - William Adrian Milton, 59, "a writer and prominent dachshund fancier" - and his doctor, which took place after he had a brain scan because of head aches that he was having.

Doctor: "Who shot you in the head?"
Bullet Man (William Milton): "What do you mean?"
Doctor: "You've got a bullet in your head."
Bullet Man: "Eh? What do you mean?"

Mr Milton - who is the organiser of the annual Dachshund Oktoberfest in New York - later remembered an incident in 1976 when blood started spurting from his head, apparently for no reason.

He had assumed he had been hit by debris of some sort falling from a building site, and ignored it

But in fact he had been shot in the head.

He has decided to let the bullet remain nestled in his skull.

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MORBID MYSTERY

Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned out section of forest while assessing the damage done by a forest fire.  The deceased male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with SCUBA tanks on his back, flippers, and face mask.  A post-mortem revealed that the person died not from burns, but from massive internal injuries. Dental records provided a positive identification.

Investigators then set about to determine how a fully clad diver ended up in the middle of a forest fire.  It was revealed that, on the day of the fire, the person went for a diving trip off the coast some 20 miles away from the forest.  The firefighters, seeking to control the fire as quickly as possible, called in a fleet of helicopters with very large dip buckets.  Water was dipped from the ocean then flown to the forest fire and emptied.

One minute the diver was swimming peacefully in the Pacific, the next he was sloshing around in a fire dip bucket 300 feet in the air. And seconds later he was dropped from a height onto the fire.

This article was taken from the California Examiner, March 20, 1998

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The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were
released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.

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Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn Germany. Suddenly the pigs, all two thousand of them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded, trampling the two hapless protesters to
death.

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Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.

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A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shaking frantically with what looked like a wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current she whacked him with a handy plank of wood by the back door, breaking his arm in two places. Until that moment he had been happily listening to
his Walkman.

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This female monkey is a pet that was bought from an animal trader  at a shop in the Bangladeshi capital Dhaka, May 9, 2002. The monkey,  "adopted" the puppy recently and spends many happy hours hugging it, in fact it spends ALL its time hugging it and is reluctant to ever let go of the puppy. Hunting and selling of monkeys are prohibited under Bangladesh laws but they are seldom enforced. 

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In New York, 1977, A Hijacker boarded a plane and threatened the crew that he would shoot someone unless the plane was flown to Detriot. The Pilot was happy to oblige because the plane was bound for Detroit anyway.

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Lord Horatio Nelson the world famous British naval hero who defeated the French and Spanish armadas at the Battle of Trafalgar in 1805 and who is known as one of the best sailors ever actually suffered from sea-sickness and was sick on every  journey he ever made, He hated the sea.

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In 1906 in a town called Redruth south west England, there was a road traffic accident when two cars collided head on, injuring both drivers. The strange thing is though that at that time these two cars were the ONLY cars in that town.