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All of these notices were written in English, or a poor attempt at English. They have been discovered throughout the world. |
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In a Tokyo hotel:
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Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a |
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In a Bucharest hotel lobby:
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The lift is being fixed for the next day. During the time we |
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In an elevator in Leipzig:
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Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up |
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In a hotel elevator
in Belgrade:
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To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin |
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In a hotel in Paris:
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Please leave your values at the front desk |
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In a hotel in Athens:
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Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours |
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In a Yugoslavian hotel:
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The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the |
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In a Japanese hotel:
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You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid |
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In a Moscow hotel across from an Orthodox Monastery:
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You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and |
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In an Austrian mountain side hotel:
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Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the |
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THERE NOW FOLLOWS A QUICK CARTOON INTERMISSION.

END OF INTERMISSION. Normal service will now be resumed. Thank You.
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On the menu at a Swiss restaurant:
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Our wines leave you nothing to hope for |
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On the menu at a Polish hotel:
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Salad a firm's own make : limpid red beet soup with cheesy |
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Outside a tailors
shop in Hong Kong:
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Ladies may have a fit upstairs |
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In a dry cleaners in Bangkok:
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Drop your trousers here for best results |
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Outside a Dress shop
in Paris:
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Dresses for street walking |
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In a Tailors in
Rhodes:
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Order your summers suit. Because is a big rush we will execute |
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From a Russian Weekly Magazine:
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There will be a Moscow Exhibition of Arts by 5,000 Soviet |
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A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest:
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It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that |
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In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist:
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Teeth extracted by the latest methodists |
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In a launderette in
Rome:
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Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a |
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Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand:
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Would you like to ride on your own ass ? |
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In a Swiss mountain inn:
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Special today -- no ice cream |
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In a Copenhagen airline ticket office:
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We take your bags and send them in all directions |
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On the door of a Moscow hotel room:
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If this is your first visit to the USSR, then you are welcome to |
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In a Budapest zoo:
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Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, |
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In the office of a
Doctor in Rome:
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Specialist in women and other diseases |
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In an Hotel in Acapulco:
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The manager has personally passed all the water served here |
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In a shop in Tokyo:
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Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find they are best |
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In a hotel in Japan:
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Cooles and Heates : If you want just condition of warm in your |
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From a car rental firm in Tokyo:
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When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet |
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From a shop
entrance in Majorca:
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- English well talking. |
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